(Source: confessionsabouteatingdisorders, via edfree-ashley)
(Source: confessionsabouteatingdisorders, via edfree-ashley)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
(Source: basedgosh, via edfree-ashley)
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
omg
(via edfree-ashley)
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
(via edfree-ashley)
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
(via youruhdiction)
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
(via hatchworthsmoustache)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via hatchworthsmoustache)
if the pope can give up then so can i
(Source: smaugtheterrible, via coastalkidsofcalifornia)